lucky lady keira knightley

what follows is a somewhat bitter post about keira knightley. the bitterness stems from pure envy. she has starred opposite hollywood's hottest men, the same men i love:

with james mcavoy in atonement. pic from here.
with clive owen in king arthur. pic from here.

with johnny depp! *tears* pic from here.

and now, with colin farrell in london boulevard. pic from here.

if she works with edward norton, i'll literally die of envy.